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The "Everything Everywhere All At Once" Sideboard

The "Everything Everywhere All At Once" Sideboard

Regular price £700.00 GBP
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Bored of the beige? So are we. This mid-century sideboard has been rescued from the mundane and reborn as a neon-soaked tribute to pop culture. From the Starman himself to the queen of Hollywood, this piece is a high-speed collision of street art and vintage soul.

It’s loud. It’s proud. And it’s definitely the coolest thing in the room. Hand-collaged and finished with industrial hairpin legs, it’s a slice of Whitstable’s creative underground for your home. Hand painted in Frenchic paint Blackjack from the Lazy Range really makes the collage pop, take a closer look, what can you spot ?

Condition: Professionally refinished and sealed for durability, ensuring the artwork remains vibrant and the wood stays protected for years to come. The process involves saving furniture from landfill, which means working with vintage skeletons. While I take pride in a professional, durable finish, minor imperfections, knocks, or wood grain textures may be visible. This is the hallmark of authentic up-cycling.

Free local delivery, please contact me for delivery charges

Height: 93 cm

Width:  138cm

Depth:  45 cm

if you would like to upcycle your own piece of furniture in a similar way take a look at my Artisan Upcycling Workshop 

Care Instructions

Keep the masterpiece looking museum-quality with these tips:

  • The "No-Buff" Zone: The collage is sealed with a high-quality protective finish. To clean, simply use a soft, dry microfibre cloth to whisk away dust.

  • Keep it Cool: To protect the vibrancy of the neon pinks and deep blacks, try to keep the piece out of direct, harsh sunlight (which can fade pigments over time) and away from direct heat sources like radiators.

  • Coasters are King: Even though it’s tough, it’s still art! Use coasters for drinks to avoid heat rings or moisture seeping into the top finish.

  • Skip the Chemicals: Avoid harsh household sprays or wax polishes. A slightly—and we mean slightly—damp cloth is all you need for stubborn spots.

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